Today I learned...

"Clown Shoe Pilot" (csp) 04/01/2015 at 19:22 • Filed to: None

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that one of my coworkers has an irrational paralyzing fear of little people.

So I hit Amazon and ordered a life size cardboard cutout of Peter Dinklage.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Clown Shoe Pilot 04/01/2015 at 19:30

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Does Life-Size Cardboard Peter Dinklage (LSCPD) have crossed arms? And a frown? Please say yes.

For Sweden > Clown Shoe Pilot 04/01/2015 at 19:33

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Works at a race track

Scared of the short

Wut

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Clown Shoe Pilot 04/01/2015 at 19:33

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I get panic attacks when I see them. Something in my brain can't understand what I'm seeing and then my depth perception goes bad and tunnel vision occurs. It's weird and I feel bad. I suspect this would happen with an unusually tall or wide person too.

PS9 > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 04/01/2015 at 19:43

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...and then my depth perception goes bad and tunnel vision occurs.

So you're basically playing amnesia the dark descent in real life?

Clown Shoe Pilot > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/01/2015 at 19:43

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Yes.

But truthfully, no.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Clown Shoe Pilot 04/01/2015 at 22:21

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Please get this on video